It’s All About the Giblets
Like all good blog denziens, I bow before the insurmountable power and genius of Giblets and the rest of the crew at Fafblog.
They have two great posts up today, that I just had to link to (okay, I am compelled to by Giblets’ New World Order).
The first outlines Giblets plans for the media now that the media is dead and the blogosphere is ascendant…
DECREE THE FIRST! All news is now NET-news! All reporting is now E-reporting! The New York Times will spend 90% of its content bickering with the Washington Post in an increasingly abstract yet personal argument regarding the feasibility of anarcho-capitalism in the works of A. A. Milne! The CBS Evening News will be replaced by one man persistently correcting the Washington Post’s spelling and grammar for thirty minutes! The Wall Street Journal will consist entirely of excerpts of the New York Times and the Washington Post followed by a single “Indeed”!
The second post discloses the real reasons we went to war with Iraq. Here is the most frightening one that the now-dead media so often forgets cover:
SAND! It is well-known in the “blogosphere” that Saddam was mastering the creation of unstoppable Sand Golems capable of crushing whole cities in monster rampages! Only by siezing control of deadly Iraqi sand could we protect decent Americans from this menace. But the threat of high-sand-content nations isn’t over! Giblets hears that Syria may already have a sand processing plant up and running!
I have nothing to add except to say I wish I had a quarter of the amount of talent the writer of Fafblog has.