get donkey! presents: News of the obvious
This just in from a crack team of crack british scientists (possibly on crack):
Scientists say alcohol makes others better-looking
I’m not sure about this one. I tried to test it last night. I went out to a bar with a bottle of alcohol and a bag of cotton balls. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t rub the ugly off anyone.
Link courtesy of Marc
LOL! You could have been arrested and all you’re trying to do is clean the place up a little.:-P
Comment by verymodern | 8/20/2002
LMAO! ya know…i never tried that, but thanks for letting me know it doesn’t work…would be a shame if i had attempted it and failed…i hate failure…:D
Comment by Lil | 8/20/2002
Sounds kinda like my dilemma last night: The bartender said she’d look better after many more drinks, so I kept buying her more martinis…goddamnit, she stayed ugly and I was a C-note poorer. What a liar.
PS–I screwed her anyhow because I am a pig.
Comment by Doubting Thomas | 8/20/2002