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Jeff G. at Protein Wisdom links to a story about knuckle-dragging mouth-breather, “Robert Aretz Lindsay, 50, who lives on Homan Avenue” in Fort Worth, TX. Lindsay enjoys hurting puppies with fire.
Says Mr. Goldstein: I’ll bring the picnic basket. For afterwards, when I’m enjoying a nice tuna sandwich over his lifeless, bullet-riddled carcass.
Says I: I’ll bring the sticks and marshmallows to roast over his burning ass after we give him the gas-n-go treatment.
Between this guy and the nurse who let her hit-and-run victim die a slow death stuck through her windshield, Cowtown sure is getting some unattractive publicity this year, isn’t it?
Comment by Prentiss Riddle | 7/13/2002